UPDATED VERSION: Scroll down to see the first version. This is the second version. I am much more satisfied with the result and probably won't spend any more time on it. The kids want to build an indoor fort, so I'm going to go supervise and take pictures.
(Thanks, Raylene for the help.)
I don't love this page. It needs something. But I'm going to put up what I have, knowing that I can change it when I feel inspired.